Sinu's Rules

Sinu's Rules

• Please note that ….. These are all numbered “ 1 ” on purpose.

Sinu’s Rules

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Rules are not made to be broken

Sinu’s Rules

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Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

Sinu’s Rules

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Cyring is Blackmail.

inu’s Rules

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Ask for what u want. Let us be clear on this :

• Subtle hints do not work.
• Strong hints do not work
• Obvious hints do not work
• JUST SAY IT !

Sinu’s Rules

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‘ Yes ‘ & ‘ No ‘ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Sinu’s Rules

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Come to me with a problem only if u want help solving it. That’s what I do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Sinu’s Rules

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A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a Dr.

Sinu’s Rules

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Anything I said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

Sinu’s Rules

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If u think u’re fat, u probably are. Don’t ask me.

Sinu’s Rules

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If something I said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, I meant the other one.

Sinu’s Rules

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You can either ask me to do something or tell me how u want it done

• Not both
• If u already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

Sinu’s Rules

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Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials

inu’s Rules

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Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do I.

Sinu’s Rules

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All men see in only 16 colours, like windows default settings.

• Peach for example is a fruit not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
• I have no idea what mauve is.

Sinu’s Rules

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If it itches, it will be scratched.

• I do that.

Sinu’s Rules

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If I ask what is wrong and u say “ nothing, “ I will act like nothing’s wrong. I know u are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

inu’s Rules

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If u ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

Sinu’s Rules

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When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really.

inu’s Rules

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U have enough clothes.

inu’s Rules

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U have too many shoes.

Sinu’s Rules

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I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Sinu’s Rules

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My favourite quote

• I know that u believe u understand what u think I said but iam not sure u realise that what u heard is what I meant