Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Monday, December 25, 2006
Friday, December 22, 2006
Sinu's Rules
Sinu's Rules
- Please note that ….. These are all numbered “ 1 ” on purpose.
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Rules are not made to be broken
Sinu’s Rules
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Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
Sinu’s Rules
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Cyring is Blackmail.
inu’s Rules
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Ask for what u want. Let us be clear on this :
- Subtle hints do not work.
- Strong hints do not work
- Obvious hints do not work
- JUST SAY IT !
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‘ Yes ‘ & ‘ No ‘ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Sinu’s Rules
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Come to me with a problem only if u want help solving it. That’s what I do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
Sinu’s Rules
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A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a Dr.
Sinu’s Rules
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Anything I said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
Sinu’s Rules
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If u think u’re fat, u probably are. Don’t ask me.
Sinu’s Rules
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If something I said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, I meant the other one.
Sinu’s Rules
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You can either ask me to do something or tell me how u want it done
- Not both
- If u already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
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Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
inu’s Rules
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Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do I.
Sinu’s Rules
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All men see in only 16 colours, like windows default settings.
- Peach for example is a fruit not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
- I have no idea what mauve is.
Sinu’s Rules
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If it itches, it will be scratched.
- I do that.
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If I ask what is wrong and u say “ nothing, “ I will act like nothing’s wrong. I know u are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
inu’s Rules
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If u ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
Sinu’s Rules
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When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really.
inu’s Rules
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U have enough clothes.
inu’s Rules
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U have too many shoes.
Sinu’s Rules
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I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Sinu’s Rules
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My favourite quote
- I know that u believe u understand what u think I said but iam not sure u realise that what u heard is what I meant
My Masterpiece Creations Rediscovered
n then surprise !!!
i acccidentaly found one carefully packed and labelled my old files.
was very happy to know that the disk still works n that it had all my precious data intact. waiting to be discovered.
the following are some of my masterpiece creations during school days , when i first came to know mr computer .
ofcourse the good old microsoft windows paint was my favourite.....
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Logic Lessons....
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviation" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........